Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST

Mine follows:

"Remember kids, " he tells them sternly. "Don't shoot each other. Aim at the fragile, expensive stuff." 

This is really it! I know I went way over the limit.

I'm sitting right next to my bf's bookshelf at such an angle that I could only reach House of Leaves. It's wider and more reachable than all the other titles on the shelf. It's also by accident the probably hippest cool cat book on that shelf . Since i'm sitting in my chair next to a bookshelf, I gave myself the added challenge of "not taking either butt-cheek off my chair" to reach the book.